Funny Plant Markers | Set of 7 Sarcastic Plant Stakes | 3D Printed Indoor/Outdoor Plant Signs | Plant Lover Gift | Houseplant Decor

Some plants thrive.

Some plants… need thoughts and prayers.

Add a little personality to your houseplants with these hilarious 3D printed plant markers. Whether you’re a proud plant parent or a certified plant serial killer, these signs are guaranteed to get laughs from friends, family, and anyone who notices them tucked into your favorite pot.

This set includes 7 sayings:

🌿 OOOH I’M DYYYIN’ HERE
🌿 NOT DEAD (YET…)
🌿 OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD…
🌿 PRAY FOR ME
🌿 FEELING CUTE. MIGHT DIE LATER.
🌿 NEXT VICTIM
🌿 PLEASE DON’T DIE

Perfect for:

• Houseplants
• Succulents
• Herbs
• Office plants
• Gifts for plant lovers
• Mother’s Day
• Housewarming gifts
• Secret Santa
• White elephant exchanges

Details

• Includes 7 plant markers
• Professionally 3D printed in durable ASA
• Lightweight and reusable
• Approximately 4.5” tall (custom sizes available upon request)
• Designed for indoor/outdoor use 

Each marker is printed to order in our Virginia workshop and inspected before shipping.

Bring some humor to your plant collection—even if your plants aren’t exactly thriving.